I must be feeling better... I want to be BAD. I feel like putting leftovers into Tupperware containers without burping the air out. I want to let the grass in the yard grow knee high just to see if any of our neighbors give us dirty looks. Check underneath the table of the restaurant I go to and you might find my chewed gum. I think next time we go out to eat, I might order a banana split and watch the skinny people eating at the nearby table look down their noses at my gluttony. Ill slowly and deliberately lick the bowl. I want to run around the house holding scissors. Just watch me go! I want to leave dishes in the sink and clothes in the washer. Drink regular coffee after 5 p.m. Leave empty rolls on the toilet paper holders. Ruffle up the hand towels and then walk away. Feed stray cats. Write a poem in bad rhyme. Eat a little piece of Heaven also known as a Twinkie. Wear torn underwear even though I know I might get in an accident. I can feel this rebellious spirit rising up in me and it scares me. I dont know where it might lead. Is it possible that if I surrender to it, one day I might find myself truly crossing the line and wearing white sport socks with high heels? Only time will tell. Lets just keep my rebellious stirrings our little secret for now. Wouldnt want to create widespread panic…..(ړײ)…bonnie..
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 03:13:37 +0000
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