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I must tell this story which is quite funny and happened recently.I always dress nice(Usually always in Black)when i walk around.Sometimes i go 2 this old lady nearby that owns a house shop.Shes quite a bit older than me but likes me a lot as a friend.Then we chat a bit.Now she has a husband that drinks a lot and get very jealous when i talk innocently 2 her(This usually happens when i talk 2 females)Anycase so i get there and knock.The uncle comes out drunk looking like a hillbilly from the Wild West.Half blind in the one eye hair hanging like ropes and barely standing trying 2 focus on me(1 Day he wanted 2 hit me with a beerbottel but i gave 1 smiling look & he put it down walking away)Anycase he was balancing doing the drunkman lambada and ask me what i want.lol.I said the aunty.U should have seen his face"Like Huhh"I saw he had something in his 1 hand half hidden behind his back.The man whipped out a massive nickleplated Desert eagle type pistol like in Billy The Kid Antrum style and centred right between
Posted on: Tue, 03 Sep 2013 08:43:00 +0000

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