I need to start learning these..... Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly: ATD: At The Doctors BFF: Best Friend’s Funeral BTW: Bring the Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CGU: Can’t Get Up CR: Cant Remember CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DTAF: Don’t Trust A Fart DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin FYI: For Your Indigestion. GGLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA: Got Heartburn Again GOML: Get Off My Lawn GTG: Got the Gout HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHMO: In My HMO... IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? JK: Just Kvetching LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor MILF: Meal Id Like To Forget OMG: Ouch, My Groin! OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. PIMP: Pooped In My Pants ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and Can’t Get Up RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money? SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop SUS: Speak Up, Sonny TGIF: Thank Goodness Its Four (Four OClock - Early Bird Special) TLC: Totally Lost Continence TOT: Texting on Toilet TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WIWYA: When I Was Your Age WTF: Wet the Floor WTP: Where’s The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 01:37:37 +0000