I never thought I would do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and I have made fun of people in the past for doing it, but after being challenged by an unprecedented TWO people (My regular uncle Jim Newell and my comedy uncle Jeremy Smith), I have decided to partake by dumping on me the coldest ice I could find. So I challenge the one person who can stop this horrible disease. Lou Gehrig! He must be held accountable for using his knowledge of chemistry, genetics, and playing first base to give the world amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Know this: there is no cure. All money raised should be put toward the one fool-proof way we can stop Lou Gehrigs disease: we must travel back in time to dump ice water on the infant Lou Gehrig. Let him know all the PAIN he has caused. Then, and only then, can we know peace from this evil.
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 02:05:39 +0000
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