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I often get asked just what I do at night and why dont I sleep.... be careful what you ask for folks.. 8:00 decide to go watch Frozen with a good friend had a great time.. 10:30 going home remember I must stop by the grocery store 10:35 phone call that had all intentions of being a good one, person seemed tired so Im thinking should get off said phone so they can sleep.. they protest so conversation continues.. 11:00 person falls asleep during pretty important conversation and I get a little irritated. I usually hang up when they do this but had a full battery so I figure game on. 11:05 I bring Apollo, Daisy, Major, and Zoey outside with me as its a pretty night and I apparently had time to kill 11:10 think its a good idea to give dogs treats and work on some training. Put phone on speaker and go about my business. 11:30 person starts snoring on the phone and it frightens me for a moment as I thought my yorkie was mutating into Chewbacca. 11:45 person wakes up and tells me I was talking to the dogs so they were just quiet... um hum. 12:00 conversation takes a turn for the worst and I still dont yet know why. 12:30 by now the redneck in me had come out and I was talking crazy- raising my blood pressure and welcoming back a headache. 12:45 conversation ends the same way as always though person tells me that they are going to be dragging tomorrow since they stayed on the phone with me- which brought out a little more redneck in me cause they took a nap while talking to me & I tried to get them off the phone in the first five minutes of the conversation. 1:00 I can tell I wont be sleeping tonight since Im good and stressed out... decided I really really had to use the bathroom and eat some supper.. 1:05 walked into the dog room and had a clark griswold gotta fix it moment. Mud had been caked and flung around some places and I couldnt take it. 1:10 send the hounds out. 1:15 start cleaning. Decide that walls and baseboards must be cleaned as well. 1:45 I walk into the kitchen and decide the wall next to the door is dirty I must clean it. 2:00 thats better- at this point my phone dies so no more music. Go set the t.v. on to Sirius radio station. 2:05 walk back into kitchen and noticed Roxie was dirty. I put her in the kitchen sink and the gremlin comes out in her. 2:30 throws in the towel and admits defeat yet again to a 11 pound dog. She was better than before. 2:35 resume work in the dog room. Cleaning floors, walls, baseboards. 3:00 finish up dog room decide to mop floors on first floor of the house. 3:05 starts to wonder if I have ADD. But a good song finally comes on and I forget that I was wondering about ADD. 3:07 dang I for real still have to pee 3:07 1/2 go back to mopping floors hounds are all passed out. 3:15 Zoey wakes up, jumps off of the sofa and I decide she needs a can of dog food. She agreed. 3:20 the other hounds stir, and I decide to let them out Give everyone water etc. 3:25 wonder again about supper/lunch 3:26 mop kitchen floor. 3:45 let hounds back in. The Track in mud. Put them to bed. Mop floors again. 4:00 everybody is settled I wonder about my ADD again. 4:01 still.have.to.use the bathroom. Hey another good song came on. 4:02 what the heck Im eating some rainbow sherbet. 4:05 head upstairs for bath and bed 4:06 leaves bowl of sherbet sitting on bed. 4:45 done with bath 4:50 decides to type up this post after forgetting I forgot my sherbet. 5:24 these are my shenanigans for the evening Im now going to go drink my sherbet and may be go to sleep.. 5:25 remembers that I need to set my alarm because mama is coming to pick me up @ 9:30 to go to an orchid sale. That is all. Do I have ADD?
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 09:26:26 +0000

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