I pretty much gave up on dating long ago. If a date brings me to a sub-standard restaurant or cafe, I get huffy inside. If a date takes me to a fine dining place, there is a high possibility of me dropping my seared fillet on my lap or knocking the wine glass over and the following embarrassment that will haunt me for the rest of my life . If the date is ugly and awkward, I frown but am too polite to end it quick. If the date is dashing and charismatic, I get intimidated and avoid conversation, let alone eat or breathe (I am sorry for being ugly and uneducated). If the date sends me home in a bus, I decide that I dont want to see him again. If the date has a ride, I complain about the height of the sportscar seats. If the date is a Kpop fan, I secretly diss him for being a wannabe or lustful. If the date isnt a Kpop fan, I ask him why the hell he watches so much footie. And to end it off, liking someone means you are either really happy or really sad. That sucks.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 11:05:49 +0000
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