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I pulled the last of my Xena stuff out of storage and found an Official Xena Fan Club Certificate of Membership for 1997. It bestows the following rights and privileges: 1, You have the right to ride Argo Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays (and if you dont tangle the reins Xena will never know!); 2, Ten free lessons at Gabrielles School of Self-Defense (Must supply your own white furry thing for the end of your staff.); 3, All the free fish you can catch with your hands; 4, Introductory membership to the Scroll-of-the-Month Club; 5, Free passage through Amazon Territory; 6, 10% off one loaf nutbread - thin-sliced, henbane-free; 7, Charter member Poteidaia library (their spelling, not mine); 8, Having trouble getting a raise? Free seminar - Learn Xenas Battle Cry in Six Easy Steps.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 23:48:20 +0000

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