I read this and it made me laugh: Progressive thinking vs conservative thinking The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you… You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Progressive Answer: * Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! * What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP? * Does the man look poor or oppressed? * Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? * Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? * Could we run away? * What does my wife think? * What about the kids? * Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? * What does the law say about this situation? * Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? * Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? * Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? * Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? * If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? * Should I call 9-1-1? * Why is this street so deserted? * We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day. * Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior? * I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. * This is all so confusing! Conservative Answer: Bang
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 03:33:53 +0000