I really must watch it. This afternoon, I was sitting by the - TopicsExpress

Hon Rodney Nkrumah-Boateng

I really must watch it. This afternoon, I was sitting by the pool at Yegoala Hotel, Kumasi, sipping some coke and enjoying the view (no, not of the building) when I got a message in my facebook inbox from constituent Benson Adjei, who I have never met in person. Yegola sipping Coke?, it went. I looked around furtively and asked him Are you around here boss? Yes, hiding and watching my MP enjoying himself, he replied. He remained hidden like a CIA agent on a secret mission. He showed me paa... I go get am. This is a disciplinary offence, non? Imagine I was standing half-naked on a steel table wriggling my large waist and doing karaoke using an empty 1931 bottle. Or whispering sweet nothings into someones daughters ears whilst presssing her against a mahogany tree, saying to myself no one knows me here. Imagine covertly-taken paparazzi pictures being splashed all over this constituency. I have to assume henceforth that everywhere is teeming with my beloved constituents, even in Kabul, Afghanistan, my next holiday destination. No lose guard.

Posted on: Sun, 06 Apr 2014 21:33:01 +0000

I really must watch it. This afternoon, I was sitting by the - TopicsExpress

Trending Topics

Recently Viewed Topics