I recently discovered that my brain waves oscillate. So, when I witness a string of ideas, bubbling upstairs into consciousness, and forming a string or stream of thoughts, I understand that a chasm forms between each thought. A thought is followed by a space, and then the next thought follows the space. Thus, thought - space - thought. K - so we got that, right? Now we can move on to the more fun-er part. If you happen to stumble onto a way to become aware of the spaces in your head, you can then explore new and exciting places, without having to leave home. I mean, if you think about it, we dont use that space anyway. But, and this is the really fun part - once you fall into the spaces in your head, you end up on a journey... for example, this was me about ten minutes ago. im back now and doing well, thank you. but, i was a little freaked out at first. well, youll see what i mean. i captured the whole trip, with my flash drive! poom! It goes like this. Captains Log - Star-Date - 1513.1. What the hell Im I doing here? Where am I? Captain Kirk is on the same planet as me. And theres some pretty weird shit going on, even if I do have to say so myself. Anyway, Im stuck here on this planet with Dr. McCoy, Kirk, The screaming female, and a nondescript antagonist. It seems that this throw away character got all of the salt sucked out of his body, and then had something eat his face. It really grossed me out, and I tried very hard to beam myself up, but couldnt. This distressed me, further. This Professor Crater guy is going bananas and firing his ray gun at me, Spock (he just joined us) and Kirk. Kirk is trying to reason with the crazy guy. Meanwhile I hid behind a giant plastic mache rock. I figured it was only a matter of time before they realized I, too, was an expendable character. And I sure has hell didnt want to die, in the spaces within my head. By now, Im in the thick of battle. Three or four guys have had the salt sucked out of them, and their faces are all full of pockmarks. Its gross and shit. I just test fired my phaser. It works. Awesome! I circled around back, to get a good shot at Dr. Crater. But, before I could fry his ass, Kirk swooped in and saved the day (showboat). And then with a flash, I was surfing the tops of my conscious brain waves again, and all is now copacetic - and Im completely back to normal..
Posted on: Sat, 12 Apr 2014 10:33:18 +0000
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