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I recently received a very poorly composed message in regard to a vintage effect pedal that I have for sale on eBay. I usually ignore stuff like this, but I replied to this one. Some of yall may enjoy my response, so here tis: Dear XXXXXXX, Are you seriously attempting to initiate a trade with please con tact me if so i lots of cool stuff? For future reference, you might want to try to convey a cohesive thought, in the form of a complete sentence, when contacting strangers regarding nice things they have for sale. Doing so would increase the likelihood of opening a line of communication regarding possible off eBay trade scenarios. By throwing out a sentence fragment such as please con tact me if so i lots of cool stuff, you sound like a neanderthal who is attempting to initiate a trade for items such as a broken game console, used haz-mat suit, or framed Scarface movie poster. Hopefully my free advise is of greater use to you than the {vintage effect pedal}. - Steve B
Posted on: Sat, 18 Oct 2014 14:02:21 +0000

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