I remember when I got admitted into my village school, AKPAROROROKO GRAMMAR SCHOOL. The best school in my village and my first day in school an Inspector was visiting. The CRK Teacher was in the class telling us the story of DANIEL in the LIONS DEN when he sighted the Principal and the Inspector heading towards our class. The old and forgetful CRK Teacher wrote GENESIS as the topic on the board without thinking. CLASS: Goooooooodmorni ng Sir! We are happy to see you Sir!! INSPECTOR: Good morning class. I can see your Teacher is telling you what happen in the book of Genesis? CLASS: Yes Sir! INSPECTOR: (pointing at ME) ok you there, who killed Abel? ME: Sir I dont know o, I have been in this class since 8.am, ask my friend Amos here, I didnt kill Abel Sir. INSPECTOR: (angry) I said who killed Abel? ME: I am a christian, I cant kill. I dont even know the Abel you are talking about, is he in our class? INSPECTOR: (turning to the CRK Teacher) ok Teacher, can you tell the class who kill Abel? TEACHER: (kneels down and open his hand wide) my Son, how did you expect me to kill, what example will I be laying to my student if I kill somebody? INSPECTOR: (disappointed, turns to Principal) ok class, the principal will help to tell us who killed Abel. Mr Principal, who killed Abel? PRINCIPAL: when you came to my office, didnt you see me there? INSPECTOR: I did..... PRINCIPAL: did you see blood stained in my hands? INSPECTOR: No! PRINCIPAL: how could I have killed Abel? Where is the proof that I did? and all of us in the class clapped for principaL...... .... The Inspector Fainted...... PLZ WHO KILLED ABEL??????lol
Posted on: Sun, 18 May 2014 07:48:46 +0000