I saw a dead seal, a dead manta ray / an unidentafiable small sea monster, and some whales... In other news... Jessica Cleveland wants to start a greyhound adoption agency with Betty White and breed werewolves out of their vaginas... She also now hires homeless tweakers and dreadies with dirty rigs in their shirt paockets who are smoking crack... I earned over two hundred dollars cleaning out a wishing well for the catholic church... My enemies think they are using an ancient Egyptian mafia necromantic all seeing/evil eye voodoun technique... But I upgraded dung beetle reincarnation to Louse reincarnation... So shes using my "Brand New" upgraded voodoo tactic... Me... Im using an ancient True Love Solar Nuclear Core, Ancient Forestology, ancient lowly beggar, ancient high druid, ancient high wizard, ancient king of the road, lord of faery, original kingdom ambassador, archeologist, anthropologist, astrologist, astronomer, bibliomancer, biographer, biologist, cartographer, cryptographer, chronologist, ecologist, environmentalist, forestologist, geologist, geographer, historian, iconographer, lithographer, mythologist, philosopher, sophist, theologist, theosopher, dragon reincarnationist, god of forests, mountains, plains, deserts, beaches swamps and prairies technique...
Posted on: Tue, 20 Aug 2013 21:06:23 +0000
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