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I saw this for ad for a jeep on a message board ............................1999 Jeep Cherokee for sale. Low 305000 miles barely broken in. Fords are tough, Chevys are like rocks, and this Jeeps like tungsten shot shells for rednecks. This is not your mothers car, it wasnt created to nurse you or rub your tummy when its upset. Its made to ride rough, like a college cheerleader and to get you to your destination under any condition. The right window is glued up, because hot glue is cheap and window motors are not. The right door lock in missing because it cant be broken into when there isnt a lock. The glove box is glued up. After a long night of drinking in the small town of Ridgeville corner, some co-workers decided to snap it off. Does the 4x4 work? Hell yes and good thing since the tires lack tread. Does it have a hood wind deflector? Yes but the corner is broken because i giant gut caught it and snapped it off. The driver door has some moderate wind noise but since all four speakers are shorted out, it gives you something to listen to. The cd players works nice, but the speakers dont perform. The headliner sags a little, but feels like an Asian masseuse rubbing your head when window is down. On a hot humid day and assortment of smells start to leave the interior. My brother once spilled skunk piss on the back carpet. I have hauled numerous dead animals, on the back carpet with the seats down. Once i forgot to bring a bucket and had to transport my limit in Maumee River walleye on the back seat. I do not recommend placing children in the back seat due to the occasional love stain. If you do not believe in the second amendment, killing animals, or driving recklessly on unpaved surfaces do not buy this jeep. The drive train is solid and wont let you down. Everything is a dirty wreck. The vehicle is not for the weak, or people who dont work and receive free health care. Has a 4.0 straight six. Thats a STRAIGHT six. The motor, Trans and 4X4 are in excellent condition due to my rigorous maintenance practices. Ifs its wet and creates heat, Amsoil was used. If you need a dependable back and forth to work car thats guaranteed to start and get you to your destination you found it. If youre looking for something pretty to show off to your life partner buy a Toyota and drink your lattes at Starbucks. This jeep needs to be rode hard like your girlfriend. Doesnt leak oil, doesnt burn oil.
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 01:26:25 +0000

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