I say this with all due respect...I f*cking hate Tom Brady. I really do. I. Hate. Tom Brady. And I say this, and its going to sound slightly homophobic, but I have friends who happen to be gay (whenever you throw out the but I have friends who are.. disclaimer, then youre about to say or you have already said something that is offensive) and I think theyll agree with me...no man who is straight or bi should like Tom Brady, and now that I think about, men who are gay should hate him too. Women, I understand them liking him. Like if my wife came out today as a closet Brady lover, Id understand it. I wouldnt like it, and Id promptly divorce or OJ her, but Id get it. Men, no. Stop it. Its not possible. Hes too pretty to like. He reminds me of my best friend, Clythell, growing up. Clee would get mad because people are always hating on him, and Id be like grow up dude, youre a light skinned black guy with green eyes, people are supposed to hate on you! Hell, I hate on you, and youre my best friend. Get over it! Football players should look like Terrell Suggs, not like Tom Brady. He is a pretty boy ,who is really good at football, and is married to a super-model. Seriously, find a f*cking struggle, Tom! Peyton Manning is amazing at football, but he struggles in big moments and has a forehead like a high school rooms projection screen. So at least he has some downfalls. Not Tom though. In fact anytime someone talks about Brady in a positive light, as juvenile as it is, it should be followed up with a no homo or pause. Even a professional award winning journalist should have to say Brady is one of the all-time greats. Hes won multiple Super Bowls, MVPs and he is arguably the best QB ever...no homo. #GoColts #LetsBeTomsStruggle #Jokes
Posted on: Sun, 18 Jan 2015 20:23:13 +0000
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