I search on google how to die fast without getting hurt..... i saw this -.- editMethod 1: Jumping Off You will need: A good high building or cliff No regrets Optional equipment: A cape Locate a nice high building or cliff to jump off of. Go to the top. Jump. Do a flip. Do a barrel roll. Rinse. Repeat. Die. Method 2: Complete Exsanguination You will need: A sharp object. Razors, scissors, broken glass, or biting criticism all work A rafter or other high support A Rope Using the rope, tie your ankles together so that you are hanging from the rafters in a head-down posture. Grasp the sharp object in your hand, and draw it swiftly across your neck. Be sure to cut deep enough so that you get all four major blood vessels. Make a puddle on the floor. Or use a bucket for the Red Cross. Or use a bucket for a local needy vampire bat family. Admire your handiwork. Method 3: Jumping off a Plane You will need: Plane Ticket Make a Skydiving Reservation Ignore instructor during flight Refuse parachute and jump to your death Optional: Aim for pigeons as you plummet to the earth Optional: Wear a cape and/or a superman suit =_____________=" Seriously?
Posted on: Mon, 29 Jul 2013 08:45:49 +0000
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