I see very little change in the current weather outlooks right now. I will refrain from doing a weather update this evening until there is more agreement in the models. Besides...no matter what I post, it will change and be wrong. So in continuing my gift of smiles to you...here s another Walmart story reprint from some of my past experiences. I call this one....Chocolate Pudding....As most of you know, I seem to have this uncanny ability to experience the weirdest things almost everytime I go to Walmart. Let me start by saying my latest adventure took place in another town not too far away. Compared to this store...our Walmart in Hopkinsville is a pretty good store overall. It all began when I discovered a front tire on my truck about to blow. So, since I wasnt familiar with the town, my first stop was Walmart Automotive. As I pulled up to the bay door, I was met by an older employee who stated that there would be a three hour wait. There were two vehicles in front of me but the employees had to get their lunch in. I took note of the time...10:30 AM...hmm. I returned at 1:30 PM and went to the automotive desk. I told the woman behind the desk I needed a tire, new wiper blades, and also the other tires balanced on my dark blue Ford truck. Sitting next to my truck in the bay, was a maroon SUV getting the oil changed. I knew I was in trouble when the woman went to get my tire size off the maroon SUV. She corrected the mistake when I pecked on he window and pointed to my truck. I hear the guys in the oil bay say the sump pump for the lower bay oil broke. One of them I assumed was the maintenance guy says No Need to call a plumber I can fix it He walks down but forgets to turn the pump off. When he goes to start fixing it, oil launches right onto him. Old oil, smells horrible, and he gets it all over him. He storms upstairs wipes his face off, kicks the exit door open, walks out to his truck, gets in and just drives off, completely covered in oil. As far as I know...he never returned. I decided to browse through the store while waiting for my truck. In the grocery section...I came upon two large women arguing over the last roll of Christmas cookie dough.I caught the part of the argument where one woman loudly tells the other Kiss my xxx with yo mamas lips, ho! Thankfully a clerk saw them, and brought out more stock before any blood was shed. As I made my way to the registers to pay for a snack...I hadnt eaten lunch yet...what happened next still makes me gag to this day. I see theres a trail of huge wet piles of what I thought might be chocolate pudding from one of the registers, all the way to the bathrooms. I almost stepped in one that didnt have the little safety triangle next to it before a lady said Watch out sir! Then the odor hit me....this was poop!! Someone had an accident and couldnt get to the bathroom in time. When the janitor arrived...he began to gag and retch...which in turn caused others nearby to start doing the same. I had to get out of this place. I put down my bag of nuts and proceeded to the automotive section where I hoped my beautiful truck would be waiting to take me away. I arrived only to find the woman who waited on me had gone to lunch and no one was there to check me out. Finally, another customer began searching for someone to help us and found a woman in one of the backrooms to help. When my turn came, she asked what kind of wiper blades I needed. I told her I didnt care as long as they were good ones. She went to look at my blades. But she looked at the ones on the maroon SUV. Was this ever going to end??? I pecked on the window and pointed to my truck. After a few minutes, I paid my bill and almost ran to my truck. I was in such a hurry, I almost hit another vehicle trying to get out of the parking lot...it was the maroon SUV.
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 23:32:18 +0000
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