I shall set the scene for you. I am at the store with just Oliver grabbing a few things and Target have a fake tree in the Home Decor section. I turned my back for a moment to look at something and when I glanced back to check on Oliver,he has his pants down and is peeing -ON THE PRETTY TREE!!! The staff were lovely and understanding and told me he made their day. I on the other hand suffered huge humiliation yet could not stop laughing long enough to speak clearly. when I asked Oliver why he peed on the tree he replied as follows. "Daddy says if I need to wee do it on a tree." Happy Fathers Day Nick!!
Posted on: Sun, 01 Sep 2013 01:52:02 +0000
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