I should just start audio recording my stories now to cut down on having to tell them all later when im a grandpa. When they give out Lifetime achievement awards at the Oscars every year, i roll my eyes..i mean honestly, what have they Really done other than survived in a bubble their entire lives...its actually alot like the first time i heard about the tv show SURVIVOR...i thought the One person that survived/lived without quitting/dying was gonna get rich..not some show where people vote off the most qualified survivor first..how does that setup actually find out who you want on your side when the world goes nuts?! My story for my grandkids 1)surviving a terrorist donation collection from the Maoist Army in Nepal 2) outwitting Romeo the killer wild elephant and a tiger who killed someone else and surviving a fatal boating accident on the same weekend 3) keeping my stupid friends out of jail, with assault guns pointed at our heads the whole time i talked, in Quito ecuador 4) a moto death ride through rice patties at 4am w/ no headlight or helmet, to avoid a terrorist threat 5) dropping in with a boogy board on Pipeline, w/ a broken ankle...22 foot face of the wave..too scared to pee my pants, but i didnt want to waste the $12 i had spent on the rental (w/ one flipper-fin) 6) facing down a territorial bear in my first summer in the bush 7) being stalked and charged by a bear again 2 years later, defending myself w a shovel and rocks 8) winning my wife away from another dude, while he sat there and watched it happen, BOOM! (That was the best story) 9) Selfie video taping my own marriage proposal nine years ago...which is about 8 years before everyone else figured out that selfies are cool ...thats just the first chapter..i would go on but someone started playing that Get OFF the stage Oscar music about 3 stories ago :)
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 07:23:02 +0000