I suggest we start the Get Hit Hard In The Face By A Big Bible challenge to raise awareness about colossal theological ignorance and/or apathy. Rules: 1. It must be a BIG Bible. 2. You must be hit by a grandma that knows the Bible better than you. Grandma should be encouraged to use her strength. 3. Grandma must aim for the face. Direct shots to the nose should be avoided unless permitted by the hittee. 4. Overhead shots to the crown of the head are acceptable but not as meaningful as side shots. 5. Immediately after getting hit, offering closing comments, and turning the video off...you must sit down and read one of the four gospels in its entirety followed by a Pauline epistle of your choice. 6. If you dont know what a Pauline epistle is then grandma should hit you again. 7. If you dont know one of the four gospels then Grandma can fire at will until she feels that you get it. 8. For the next 3 days after you get hit any/all of your Facebook updates should be Bible verses that you found meaningful from your reading. 9. Please dont break the family Bible. 10. Donations should be sent to non-profit organizations that are either translating the Bible into languages that currently do not have a Bible or organizations that are freely distributing Bibles in developing countries. 11. This challenge should not be performed simultaneously with the ALS ice-bucket challenge.
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 12:32:22 +0000
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