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I survived....have crotch; will travel! So yesterday was my second spinning class and if Im honest I was a little apprehensive. But I padded up folks with you know what and I finished the class intact yeeaahhh! I was up, I was down I was spinning around and I survived just like connect four advert ( many moons ago) I survived! , said the kid Where? asked the other kid There! ....four in a line! I digress but when I say survived I usually recount that phrase. Im actually enjoying it, usually when the class ends. No honestly its good. Its a good all rounder. By Christmas I want to look down and see my feet without my stomach obstructing it and my pubic hair without me having to lift my extra tummy up and say oh there you are! Now that would be a lovely Christmas present to myself. Im going to have to create a mantra concerning the two. Ok back to present day(ish) Last night im telling my 10 year old daughter to go to bed. She was buying for time. Oh just smack her mom said my veggie son casually as he buttered his toast. He is a wind up merchant. Right one....two....three....four, dont let me get to five! For goodness sake mom, you know your going to count to 100 and then your not going to do anything Thats true its just an idle threat that goes no where. Its been way too cold today I just wanted warm comforting food. I couldnt entertain my milkshake. Not clever I know, what I should have done was have my shake for breakfast and a warm hearty soup for lunch, but I didnt....... Does anyone remember the Mr soft advert for soft mints or Im a secret lemonade drinker r whites or watch out watch out theres a Humphrey about! Or what you doing Barry? Im eating HP baked beans But why Barry?.......I know, I know i digress. Right back to making up my mantra. X
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 23:48:19 +0000

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