I tell ya da weirdest/strangest shit hapnz to me. I MUST have an invisible weirdo magnet on my forehead. I aint lying. anyhooooo... i was at da gas station gettn smokablz. top down man dog flyn ya know? da usual.. anyhoo i pull RIGHT up on da side of da lil window and go to da window. we r tawkn maybe 2 1/2 steps MAX!!! da man dog is still n da car kuz hes chained three ways past sunday. soooo hes just sittn deya watchn...watchn...watchn. as im waytn for my stuff i c the way hes positioned wud make a really cool foto. so i step away from da window luk around for big dogs as im takn my fone out. i dont c any so i get n position. at that moment i hear WOOF!!!! WOOOOOF!!!! WOOOOF!!!! LAAAAAWD JEEEEEZUZ!!!! it sounded like phuqn cujo was directly behind me...n front of me...on da side of me...ERYWUR!!!!! i was surrounded!!!!! as im takn dat haffa step to jump in da car to cover my mannz (STOP RIGHT HERE!!! i aint have time to get da key out put da key n da ignition start da car and jet, my plan was immma cover my mfkn maaanz!!! phuq wacha heard!!!) im lukn around scared to DEF!!!! as im lukn round i began to comprehend da situation. y (as n Y D PHUQ O Y) was da gas station attendant (r ya ready???) BARKN IN DA MFKN MIRCOPHONE TRYNA GET A RISE OUT OF DA MAN DOG???!!!!! r u phuqn serious dude???!!!!!keep n mind dis happened n a split second. da man dog was lukn at me w his head tilted as if to say wdf is wrong wif dis dude mama??? da man dog then started lukn round for da dog and dis mfkr started MEOWING!! (errr...think CAT) ppl dat were pumpn deya gas wur like WDF? i got my smokablz and IMMEDIATELY UNASSED da area!!! he was still meowing as i pulled away. i tell ya da craziest sh*t happnz to me. 8-(
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 02:41:26 +0000
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