I think I am going back to Craigslist ... everywhere I have gone for well over a year features the men of my age looking down the decollete of women twenty to thirty years younger than them, buying them drinks until the woman leaves, the guy calling his wife telling her he is in a meeting (midnight no less) then looking foolishly around for another woman in which to try again ... Myself, just looking to get laid ... ;) ... No time for foolishness, no need for a drink ... Busy woman, have my own life to take care of ... With Craiglist, there is no worry whatcha look like in the morning, they are gone 1-2-3 ... (actually 1 - lol) ... Actually would like to dance, but that is what they are doing on the telephone with their wives ... The ones I have had an opportunity to chat with, always ask what is between my legs ... sort of crude, so my answer is always a description of slice, cut, gut and sew back together and shove back up ... love the face on them, they deserve it ... I usually am wildly waving the large chefs steak knife that comes with dinner, while describing how it is done ... and somehow they get upset and leave without paying for my drink ... jerks ... On Craigslists years ago, I never mentioned flailing knives and actually met a couple of nice guys .... lol ... ;) ... time for a nap ...
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 07:36:37 +0000