I think I got it all figured out! Im gonna steal a ship, and a big one too! Im gonna wear a patch over my eye just like Dave Moye, and get Pam Shipp ( with a name like THAT how can ya loose, right? ) as 1st Mate. I already got me a Parrot, so thats taken care of. Ill get Mandy Blue in the crows nest and have Redhawk Savage man the gun towers. Susan Kerins will be my personal body guard ( Lord help yaall! ) and Raymond E Armstrong as the ships writer to keep the logs up. Nadine Lynne Blizzard is gonna keep watch and Candice Holland is gonna teach Sandra Canell how to balance a beer on her boobs! Were going Pirating on the HIGH SEAS! Dont want no gold, just Tequila and beer! Julie Goodell is a qualified nurse and will take care of ALL OF US when were hung over! I thought about cuttin my leg off and wearin a peg, but I aint plannin on walking no plank. I MIGHT have to change that thought after posting this tho!!
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 04:16:41 +0000