I think last night needs a post match analysis. Ive had gradual flashbacks of things that occurred and I can remember most of what I did, I just cant remember who with. So, Im sorry if I: forced you to drink jagerbombs even though youd already told me you didnt want them 4 or 5 times. said Id be right back and then never came back. moaned at you about the fact that Rock City didnt sell crisps. spilt my drink over you and blamed it on the most undeserving random person there. bumped my rump into yours to try and encourage you to do it back. was out of my depth and tried to talk to you about a football match that happened weeks ago using the relevant jargon eg. I reckon theyll cain it at the play offs this season kept calling you duck despite constant reminders that you hated being called that. made you flag a taxi because I was feeling too lazy to walk for 10 minutes. drank too much too quickly because I didnt feel ironic enough to dance to ABBA. made it sound like I was flirting with you... I genuinely did like your shoes.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Apr 2014 14:24:37 +0000
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