I think we need a way to identify whos a member of Tean Australia. A flag in the front yard or on your things isnt enough. What I suggest is as its dragging up back to the 1950s every new recruit be given a jar of Brycreem, and a free visit to the barber so they can be easily identified. It wont work with the women obviously, but it doesnt matter as theyll be home ironing. However if a woman does venture into public office a beehive hairdo is obligatory for team membership. The only problem with the plan is how do we identify George Brandis as a loyal team Member? I guess a blue tie will have to do, or he can just say anything that comes to mind. Tones combover will stick to the forehead a little better too, and he will not get one hair out of place while shirtfronting.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 12:39:50 +0000
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