I thought this was so funny When you are over 70 who gives a shit........... I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, youd look all right. I said, If I did that, Id be talking to your friends over there instead of you. When you are over 70 who gives a shit? *********** I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. Really she said, Go on then...try. After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, Come on, what day was I born? I said, Yesterday. When you are over 70 who gives a shit? *********** I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. When you are over 70 who gives a shit? ******** I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, Nice legs. The girl giggled and said with a smile, Do you really think so. I said Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. When you are over 70 who gives a shit
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 07:04:37 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015