I tried on some trousers today in a shop. A simple enough task youd think but it went terribly wrong. As I attempted to remove said trousers, standing on one leg, I started to lose my balance. Catching my foot in the waistband at about knee-level I was unable to steady myself conventionally. As I continued to fall I desperately tried to catch up with my centre of gravity and began hopping after my tumbling torso. Unfortunately this served only to add velocity to the situation. In a final bid to save myself I tried to grab the doorframe but missed...And so through the curtains I plunged (at quite some speed I might add) in a kind of head-first, one-legged charge before crashing down onto the bustling shop floor...wearing my pants.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 18:42:37 +0000
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