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I tried this cleanse thing last week. Its a diet where you dont eat food for ten days....so right off the bat it sounds healthy. You dont eat food, you drink lemonade with cayenne pepper and take shit pills. So day one im hyped, im ready....i can do this. The box of poo pills says take 3, i figure im a big guy so i take 6. I wake up and drink my first glass of fire water. It tastes like what im sure gonorrhea must taste like, on the plus side im fully awake now as i grasp my throat and fall to the ground screaming it burns it burns....the fall to the group knocks something loose and a scale 5 earthquake rumbles through my very being......maybe 3 poo pills would have been enough. I spent the next 9 hours on or within arms reach of the toilet....with a well deserved suspicion and total lack of trust of farts. When i emerge from the washroom, i have indeed lost weight and possibly a kidney from the ferocious craps im taking all day. I dump the rest of the fire water down the sink and proceed to eat an entire ham for dinner. Im qonna stick with my regular weight loss plan which is promising myself i will start on monday.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 20:21:10 +0000

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