I try so hard to avoid the vultures at the mall kiosks. Look down, - TopicsExpress



          

I try so hard to avoid the vultures at the mall kiosks. Look down, dont make eye contact etc.! One effin kiosk that always has men working, I think of the Italian persuasion (not that it matters) is particularly skeevy. They actually walk out in front of you so you have to stop. Today Mr. Handcream man had to tell me that it looks like I wash my hands too much and they look old and irritated. I gave him a dirty look and walked away, but I wanted to go Ben Stiller crazy on this wannabe Fabio. Im coming back later in the week and this time I am shoving my hands in my pockets. When he asks to see them I will be wearing Teddys Hulks fists. And I am going to pretend I am changing. Ill ask if he has anything to change the color back! Never buying your dumb hand cream and would rather soak my hands in battery acid than give you a dime Johnnie Macaroni!
Posted on: Mon, 17 Feb 2014 22:47:53 +0000

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