I understand there was an ‘air guitar champion’ on the One - TopicsExpress



          

I understand there was an ‘air guitar champion’ on the One Show last night, who by all accounts was pretty rubbish. Rest assured I have not lost my title. There are in fact two air guitar championships in the UK. I am the champion of the oldest, more prestigious, and frankly better UK Air Guitar Championships; and the other one is the Air Guitar UK Championship (see what they did there?). This is a common occurrence in sports such as boxing and darts. While the one you may have seen last night was akin to a David ‘ouch my toe’ Haye or an unknown darts player from Holland, I think you’ll find I represent the Klitschkos and the Phil ‘The Power’ Taylors of this world. See me defend my title next Friday in Brighton and you’ll see the true master of the KO, 9-Darter, fret board wizardry of progressive, glam, speed, crunkemocore-air guitar!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 12:46:58 +0000

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