I usually dont do this kind of joke, but when you read it you will see why I did. I am a blonde, so this is not meant in anyway to be a putdown, I do think it is funny! A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says shes going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The banks president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the banks underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000? The blonde replies, Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return? Finally... a smart blonde joke. (¯`✻´¯) ✻*.¸.*✻✿ ✻Feel free to send me a FRIEND REQUEST or FOLLOW ME, https://facebook/denise.loring . I am always posting awesome stuff! ♥♥♥ (¯`✻´¯) ✻ *.¸.*✻✿ ✻SHARE so you can find it on your timeline♥♥♥ Join us for healthier alternatives and weight loss support > https://facebook/groups/DeniseLoringTheJourneyBegins/
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 23:41:48 +0000
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