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I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, Are you having it catered? And that, my friend, is the definition of OLD! Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, How old was your husband? 98, she replied: Two years older than me So youre 96, the undertaker commented. She responded, Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman, “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104? the reporter asked. She simply replied, No peer pressure.”
Posted on: Tue, 13 May 2014 14:15:30 +0000

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