I walk in with bags from the store. Retiree: What do you have there? Me: I went shopping and I got really cute exercise clothes so it will force me to the gym. I even got new after exercise clothes to seal the deal. Retiree: What forward thinking. Retiree: What about the boots? Me: That didnt happen. I did find the most perfect coat in the world, fuzzy, creamy color, cheetah lining. I tried it on and sadly it made my butt look big. Retiree: So we owe our fiscal stability to your butt? Retiree: No flip flops, phew! Me: I ordered them online
Posted on: Sun, 05 Oct 2014 01:14:36 +0000