I walked into the house a little while ago and Janet was on the couch readin. Have you been in your shop all this time? She asked and then looked up at me. Good Gracious! She exclaimed. What it that all over you? What? I asked. Just look at yourself! I gave her one of her looks and said, How do you expect me to look at myself? You could try a mirror, she said sarcastically. Youve got black stuff all over you. What on earth have you been doing? Oh, I was cuttin a big truck tire off of its rim, I said. A guy gave me a truck wheel so I could make myself a fire ring for the deer lease. It still had the tire on, so I cut it off with my air cuttin wheel. Why didnt you take it to a tire shop and let them take it off? She asked. What fun would that be? Youve been out there for three hours! Yeah, well it was a little more difficult than I thought it would be, I said. I swear, she sighed. Well, Im beat, I said. I think Ill gab a bite and hit the hay. You take a shower first, she said. A shower? I whined. I took a shower this mornin. Rusty youre black. Yeah, well youre a Racist, I said. Rusty.... She warned. Thats it, I said. Im callin Jesse Jackson. Youre an idiot. Now go take a shower. Yes Maam.
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 00:08:47 +0000
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