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I want to live in a world where everyone smiles, orgasms are a guarantee, goat cheese is the new American, gay people can get married, where PMS is non-existent, everyone is a good kisser, ranch automatically comes on the side of everything, it rains good whiskey at 5 pm everyday, love isnt hard, cigarettes were never invented, marijuana is legal, people know the true meaning of friendship, where peace and happiness is constant, where our loved ones are healthy and cancer isnt real, where skinny jeans look good on everyone and muffin tops are just a myth, where vaginas are brazilianed all the time without pain and men realize that untrimmed hedges lead to lack of fellatio. I want to live in a world where hate is banned, and where money grows on trees, with pickles. Because I like pickles. Where beer doesnt give you a gut, and bloody marys are a staple in a well-balanced diet. Where passion is a guarantee. Music is constantly playing. And palms dont ever get sweaty when you hold hands. That... That would be the good life. ♡♡
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 14:17:48 +0000

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