I want to tell a true story. Now if your the woman in this story, please forgive me. My mom and me went to McDonalds to eat one day I think it was right after church and we order our meal and sat down to enjoy it. Do you remember the Heinz catsup packet they had years ago? Well if you remember correctly them packets didnt have the jagged edge on top, they were straight across the top where you had to put that packet and get your teeth in it and tear it open to squeeze the catsup out! Mom was trying to do that one time but it didnt turn out to good for mommy! She had that packet in her teeth working it trying to get that thing open and she had ripped that thing open and it flung catsup clean across on the table, on me and in to this womans ceiling hairdo! I kid you not!!! OMG, I just knew she was going to be madder than an ole wet hen but she never felt it in her hair! I figure she must have had at least 2 cans of hair spray in it to not be able feel the catsup in her hair! The more I sat there the more tickled I got!! Maybe we shouldve prayed before we sat down to eat, this probably wouldnt have happen but it did! We both sat real still (like deer stirring in the head lights) until I couldnt take it anymore and just busted out laughing!! Mommy trying to console me and more she tried the funnier it got and woman never turn around! Needless to say we didnt stay and never told that woman about the catsup in her hair! We had to leave because ever time I look at it the farther under the table I got, laughing!!! THANK GOD for them jagged top catsup packet, now!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 12:56:04 +0000
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