I want to tell you all the story Bout a Harper Valley widowed wife Who had a teenage daughter Who attended Harper Valley Junior High Well, her daughter came home one afternoon And didnt even stop to play And she said, Mom, I got a note here From the Harper Valley PTA Well, the note says, Mrs. Johnson Youre wearing your dresses way too high Its reported youve been drinkin And a runnin round with men and goin wild And we dont believe you ought to be A bringin up your little girl this way And it was signed by the secretary Harper Valley PTA Well, it happened that the PTA Was gonna meet that very afternoon And they were sure surprised When Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say She said, Id like to address this meeting Of the Harper Valley PTA Well, theres Bobby Taylor sittin there And seven times he asked me for a date And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice Whenever hes away And Mr. Baker, can you tell us Why your secretary had to leave this town? And shouldnt widow Jones be told To keep her window shades all pulled completely down? Well, Mr. Harper couldnt be here Cause he stayed too long at Kellys Bar again And if youll smell Shirley Thompsons breath Youll find shes had a little nip of gin And then you have the nerve to tell me You think that as a mother Im not fit Well, this is just a little Payton Place And youre all Harper Valley hypocrites No, I wouldnt put you on Because it really did, it happened just this way That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA That day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PT
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 23:55:08 +0000
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