I wanted to go to bed at ten cause I was up at 5 am yesterday morning. So, of course, Lady Gaga and Bill Murray are on Letterman so I had to stay up. Then Mommy starts getting nausea and tremors and I stay up with her taking care of her and getting scared thinking that I might have to bring her back to the ER. Finally at like 2:30 I get to sleep. . I wake up at 3:11 on the dot go to use the bathroom and at this point Im so wound up Im slap happy. Theny little bro knocks on the bathroom door and has a terribly bad toe cramp he cannot get rid of. Of course I find this hilarious and I got the WoRst case of the giggles in human history.. So.. Being big sistah I am determined to rub this epic five toe cramp out for Kevin Hunter, but everytime I squat to rub his foot I get loony bin hysterical all over again. Im finally aware that the term die laughing is not just a saying, but a distinct possibly. I couldnt stop for an hour.. I got a horrible stitch in both sides, cheeks are killing me and I have tears streaming down my face. And me and Booboo cant go back to sleep cause we started talking about Vice TV going back to North Korea and how crazy brainwashed the people there are and brilliant me states that they worship Chairman Mao like hes a god. Kevin looks at me with his classic Janes out ditzed herself.. Again. Look abd we both stay cracking up again. Now its 5 am and I am in desperate need of sleep. Then... My alarm goes off! Wtf man? So I figure God has a bad sense of humor and decided not to let me sleep. Now Im walking down Hamilton Avenue and I bust out laughing to myself thinking of his great leadership chairman mao and toe cramps. And the people driving by me all think Im nuts. Its not even 7 am yet. Smh. Today is gonna be a doozy o_O
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 10:58:58 +0000
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