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I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House. It contained: · An aspirin and a band-aid. · An Obama Hope & Change bumper sticker · A Bushs Fault yard sign · A Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody poster · A Tax the Rich banner · An application for unemployment and a free cellphone · An application for food stamps · A prayer rug · A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren · And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass. Everything was made in China and all directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon. I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House. It contained: · An aspirin and a band-aid. · An Obama Hope & Change bumper sticker · A Bushs Fault yard sign · A Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody poster · A Tax the Rich banner · An application for unemployment and a free cellphone · An application for food stamps · A prayer rug · A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren · And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass. Everything was made in China and all directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon. I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House. It contained: · An aspirin and a band-aid. · An Obama Hope & Change bumper sticker · A Bushs Fault yard sign · A Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody poster · A Tax the Rich banner · An application for unemployment and a free cellphone · An application for food stamps · A prayer rug · A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren · And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass. Everything was made in China and all directions were in Spanish. Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon. Did you know “listen” and “silent” use the same letters? Do you know that the words “race car” spelled backwards still spells “race car”? And that “eat” is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense “ate”? And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants,” and add just a few more letters, it spells: “Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking,baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with you.”
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 12:15:00 +0000

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