I was about to board an Owerri bound Bus from Aba and realized that I may not bear the pressure in my bladder. Id wanted to hold myself till I get to Owerri cos I dont feel comfortable peeing in public places, let alone along the ever busy PH/Ariaria market junction with its beehives of activities. After much consideration, I decided to break away from my shy cocoon and walked toward a bushy part of the junction to empty my urine sac. However, just as I was busy relieving myself of the pressure from the urine sac and enjoying the free-flow of the urine, two mean looking, shabbily dressed young men in their early 30s approached me, and while one was talking to me, the other stood a few steps away in readiness, should I decide to play a fast one on them under Usain Bolt way (Vum). I ignored the dude that was showing me the improvised warning sign post nearby with an inscription No dumping of refuse; Urinating here. Fine: N50,000. Sign. ASEMA. Oga, you no see that signboard? Why you dey piss here? I ignored him and was doing my thing slowly since the pressure has reduced (after all, I don enter wahala for violating the law, so mek I kukuma finish peeing before we go begin talk how I go fit raise the 50k violation fee). As I tucked my thing inside my jean trouser and was zipping up, he blurted where you come from?, who you be? I smiled a bit and tapped him on the shoulder and said nwanne kuluo down; na we we nah. U wan mek I piss for my trouser? On hearing that, he looked up and replied you for talk am since nah. You for identify yourself since. No wahala bro. Ngwanu nah. I crossed over and boarded the bus en route Owerri and had a hearty laughter as the scene played on my memory. Bottomline: Umu Aba wan to guy Nwa Aba, but dem knack hand for tipper wey carry sand. Where I fit get N50k had I not played a smart one. The incident reminded me of Ruff Coin hit track Nwa Aba. Caveat: No dulling in Aba otherwise Umu Aba erie gi na ihie. Be smart, be bold. Dont be aggressive; be aggressive and fast in thinking. But dont violate the law. I actually didnt notice the sign post before peeing cos I was fully engrossed on the thought of having the pee ravaging my urine sac as I transit to Owerri from Aba. Have a wonderful day ahead yall.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 10:43:22 +0000
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