I was arrested by the police for the first time today. They caught me smoking a bowl at the park and ran my pockets finding another 8 grams on me so I ended up having to actually get cuffed and put in the back of the police car. The second I got in the car I realized I was actually in the mouth of a giant slug princess and I was being drafted for war between the slugnyori tribe and the reptilian knights of east belthar. It turns out all arrests made without clear motive have actually been the slug queen sending her drones to recruit for her slimy army of fat fats. Time moves differently here and Ive been fighting for what would be 3 thousand earth years working as a spy for my reptilian brethren gathering information on the slug queen so my people can win the war. I miss my home but I dont really mind anything thatll keep me from paying off college loans.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 00:32:04 +0000
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