I was asked to help stop Ebola on Facebook.... Here is what I may - TopicsExpress



          

I was asked to help stop Ebola on Facebook.... Here is what I may do.... 1. Buy more guns. 2. Never fly... Ever again. 3. Buy a 100 years worth of HAZMAT suits..... Modify my gas tank so I can play tennis in my new suit. 4. Never go near a hospital ever again. 5. Ask any person I see within 100 feet of me if they had been to Africa the last 21 days. If they say yes.... Consider all of the above actions prior to #5. 6. Run away immediately if I see a frisky redhead from Maine with a nurses outfit on.... 7. Last but not least..... Stop breathing air.... Anywhere. That should just about do it.....
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 22:29:57 +0000

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