I was chasing dem women, and everything turned dark... I woke up...with a sign around my big toe.....SAYING U AINT GOIN NOWHERE MAN... i say wat deh world, like my lil nephew DanDan be saying....wat deh world...... I looks over to the left...and a beautiful young lady is laying on a comfy sleeping, at least i thought.....I said wat deh world......... She raise up...n tell me!!! u aint going nowhere MAN!!!!!!! n tell me I betta recognise....I say wat n deh hell..........I reach up touch me head...and got a smacka dubba dee Nott on my head... I say who u is.... fine ass lady... wat iz im doing hurrr.... She say u think u chasing women,,, well u got hunted Mane...I say wat deh world....oh Lawrd.....She roll over and look me in the eye...She say.....God sent me to put u in check... I say huh....then double huh huh....She say try n run now.....Well i ran like hell......b4 I could get out deh doe/door.....She was on the other side of that muggg.....I say how deh helll....She say the lawrd is my light.....then popped me in the head, and I woke up...3 hours later....I swear i was dreaming of 3z....I saw a cell phone on deh floe/floor,,,,,,, i pickz it up...and call my sister n my extended sisters...tell them....yall HELP ME!!!!!!!! She got me tied up, and popping me in my head... telling me, deh lawrd don sent her to guide me in this world...and I aint gone leave her... all my sisters tell me, to shut up..and sit my ass down...cuz the lawrd dont like ugly...and I need to act like a grown folks..and settle down...i say well i was afta dem gurls trying to sattle up... I mean settle down... and deh sey well why iz i crying now...Cuz deh lawrd dont lie...and she is a good woman...I said wah yall sey 2 meh... deh say..we all pray foe yoe ass to have luv..nucca... and it dont come like man want it to... i sey HUH WAH!!! i sey yall aint neva seen her.....Deh sey we is women..and we iz connected to the all.......and all u gon do is satt yoe arse down somewhere...and let her luv u... i said by the hairs of my chinny chinn chinn......and deh sey thats why we sent them gurls, foe u 2 chaze....and u got knocked the fugg out.... I sey....eh!!!!!! yall done did set meh up...deh sey..yeh...we prayed foe u..now except wha deh lawrd has sent u..cuz dat hermitt life is foe somebody else not u... i sey well ding dang nabbit, snactha nucca by deh toe, n shove he broke arse thru deh doe../ door.... i sey well imma give her hell.... thats H-E- DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS.. and deh sey..dats alright cuz she built goddess tuff, lil hommie...I sey huh...dubba huh huh!!!!!!!!! deh sey yeh..when yall menz realize yall dont run shyt, or shower...then the world will change...i sey yuz is all trippen...and deh sey,, dats why u crying lika lil bI t-c-h.....then told me 2 spell it out.....I sey umph....don bite it.... . I hung deh fone up...den deh gurl look at meh n sey...well wat deh sey...handsome man.... i jussa roll my eyes at hur........she sey roll dem eyes all yeh wanna but you are mines saeth deh lawrd...... I sey dats watcha mouf sey....and cross my arms..trynna be hard... with no where to go...then she stand up.... I didnt notice how fine she wahz... i tried to play it off.....n ack lika Im annoyed... I sey my gulfriends is gon find meh...she sey shut deh hell up...u sound scared... I sey shyyyyyyt aint scured.... she sey why yoe pants wet... take a bath..u don pissed yoeself...she waz right.... she put me in the shower...and said...see wat u get when u ack lika u got since... i played it off. lika I didnt wan her to give meh a bath...umphh...shyt felt kinda good.... she made me some food...I ack lika I aint wahn nuffing to eat..but nucca was starving...So I ate it all..lika I was greedy...hell she fed me some moe...dang mane...I sey well wahu name is...and she sey..MY NAME is COMMITTMENT of Life......I sey wah...She sey the samethang u run from deh lawrd named meh.......COMMITTMENT OF LIFE....i bring life, i bare life....im born of existance...I am the new path...n if u dont like it, imma pop u n deh head again mane... I sey well look..iffin u letz meh go...i wahn chaze no moe dem der women...Imma beh gud nah.. She sey hell u can chaze dem........imma be right der to buzz yoe head to the white meat.. i seh dangon naw...she seh wateva..try meh...she sey when yall men used to talk about cave man now, imma cave woman yoe arse... shyt i sat down n cried.!!!!!! she started sangen...n i kinda got arroused....she wah smiling at meh...i sey damyum...u can sang...she say ummhumm. then she walk ova to meh slow...n i noticed dem hipps...i noticed dem thighz...i noticed dem eyes, i noticed dat smile....i kinda got all tingly like...i sey why u wahn meh woman...n she sey..hell u prayed foe meh to come...i sey wahu sey..she sey hursh...and stuck her breasteseses in my mouf.....she sey feed on the mother of life, for u were born from death and im ur guide to ressurection....when u see who u are, u will recognize..im the same cloth as u were cut... release ur demon, and recieve my life.... then i woke up..... i thought dang gon,,whewww it wassa dream...i got dressed and ran out deh doe/door... im free im free........but all i could thank bout wassa her beautiful smile...her scent...her eyes..dat big ole apple bottom... i turn around, went to meh bedroom, jumped in bed n said lawrd take meh back to her.....but i couldnt sleepadid... i sey to myself will i eva see her, was it real.... then a big ole stick whacked meh... i looked up.. n she was right there!!!!!!!!!!! i sey holy smoka dooobydee...she said..look atcha..u cant stop thinken about meh..i told u.. u aint goin nowhere... i got up walked ova to her... and said... YOU TALK TO MUCH..DEH LAWRD SEY U MINES... took deh stick n whacked her on deh head... she sey mane watcha doin...I SEY HELL IF I CAN BEATCHA I MIGHT AS WELL JOIN YAH.... N WE LIVED HAPPILY EVA AFTER....signed RavenCrow.....from deh Crow Medicine Nest......
Posted on: Tue, 01 Oct 2013 08:50:19 +0000
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