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I was driving down the street at Alausa Road, having just finished answering a call when a policeman suddenly opened the passenger door, entered and jammed it. As usual he wanted “something” from me for calling while driving. Then suddenly he saw the big Rottweiler dog, Jack, at the backseat with tongue stuck out, saliva dripping and canines barring. Jack was staring fiercely at him. Policeman: (shocked) Ah! You carry dog? Me: Yes. I carry dog. That one na offence? Policeman: (feeling uncomfortable) Na where una dey come from? Me: From hospital. Policeman: Ehen! You sick? Me: No, na the person wey the dog bite we go see, the person almost die sef. Policeman: (Terribly shaking) Ehen! But why the dog dey shake head like that? Me: Na so him dey do if he wan bite person. Policeman: And the dog know you? Me: Yes na, no be my dog? Policeman: (Sweating profusly) This your door, how you dey open am? Me: How you take enter?
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 06:12:21 +0000

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