I was given the number 10 by David Eggleston (who apparently still has the urge to dazzle me with large numbers) so here are some random facts about me you may or may not know: 1. People are under the misconception that as goofy as I am sober, I must be a real hoot drunk and this is a fallacy - truth is I get quiet! 2. I speak only one language...English (unless you count pig latin), but have been known to curse pretty proficiently in Italian, Spanish, Romanian and French. 3. I have had my heart seriously broken and will probably be single for the rest of my life...its less drama. 4. Having grown up pretty much a beanpole I put on a ton of weight when I was pregnant with my son. I continued to push an empty stroller around the mall for about 2 years after he stopped sitting in it so that people would think it was baby fat. It was also pretty handy to hold packages. 5. God help the mister that comes between me and my sister. We arent known as Glinda the Good Witch and The Wicked Witch of the East for nothing. 6. I have a rare skin disorder that causes me to have an allergic-like reaction to physical stimulus. I can either make my lips look like Angelina Jolies or my ears resemble Dumbos just by rubbing them. 7. I am SERIOUSLY OCD. Like, Ive been known to comb rug fringe. 8. Turning 50 was one of the best things that ever happened to me. 9. There are a whole lot of 20-somethings and 30-somethings scattered all across the US who think of me as and call me Auntie Bubba. 10. This is a twofer...10a. Do not EVER screw with my family cuz if you screw with my family you screw with ME, and 10b. I am abso-freakin-loutely capable of killing another human being (see 10a.)
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 21:56:31 +0000
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