I was home alone today and this is the cue for the world and his wife to ring the doorbell. Repeatedly. Three doorbellers so far. I give them each two rings...which is their chance to escape before they see what cannot be unseen. Two of them decided that a third ring was a good idea. Theyre living on the edge, clearly. So I opened the door to them. Ha! Thatll teach them! I am dressed in fluffy ski-boot style slippers which I have paired with a dainty floral print nightdress of the regency england heaving-bosom variety, and my hair...oh my hair. It looks as though I am the English, Through A Hedge Backwards Champion 2014. If a comb came near it, the comb would cry. I also have face creases from the pillow. Not to mention a snazzy leopard print blanket draped around me like a cape. The first man gave me a parcel (yay), and he neither fainted nor gasped in horror ;) but I did nearly get the second man runover.....Ill leave you to decide if that was me giving him bad directions, or him running away :p!
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 18:44:58 +0000