I was in Cocoa Beach at the most popular bar in town. It was simply called DOCKSIDE and it was on the river, and was a great like tiki bar. It also had one of the finest dining places in the building next door (They were attached). So their happy hour was like PRIME RIB and ROAST BEEF and it was amazing. Well, me and my buddy there one night to go have a few drinks. Were cruising in oblivious to the world just grooving on life. As we get up to a car sitting idling in the middle of the row - my and my buddy see this guy just absolutely haul off and hit this pretty like 20 something year old girl in the face. Dude, my buddy is like my brother, and extension of my arm. Nothing was said. I dove through the window him around the next dragging him HALF WAY out of the car (that way hes helpless). and my buddy was freaking PUMMELING HIM! I let go and he spun around inside the car and started talking shit - last thing I remember is it was like a WHEELBARROW RACE I dove through the window my buddy had me by the feet FORCING me on top of him haha. The chick was freaking. ===SO=== I drag him outta the car, rip his wallet outta his pocket and he thought he was getting bum rushed for a second. I said BILLY JONES or whatever it was. I said BILLY... if anything happens to that little girl on the way home because you are mad because we just whipped your ass the way you were whipping hers... If you take it out on here... Im gonna come find you! Im keeping your ID and I swear if I see her in here black and blue... youre DEAD! ~~~ Chick was freaking but you know what... you dont tug on supermans cape. You dont spit into the wind. You dont pull the mask off that old lone ranger and you dont mess around beating on ladies friends! ENUF SAID!
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 06:20:44 +0000