I was in bed with a French hooker, asked her for a kiss. She said - TopicsExpress



          

I was in bed with a French hooker, asked her for a kiss. She said no the banana skins you rubbed on you make you taste like shit. I asked her why she covered herself in lemon juice then, she smiled as she replied "not to taste your kisses" I asked her then to marry me and we had eleven kids. Last year tho I dumped her ass for havin saggy tits. Judge agreed with me because she smelled like lemon juice.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Jul 2013 06:09:11 +0000

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