I was in some world with only a few people, Wakka and Auron from FFX and we lived in this castle, and it think I was supposed to be Yuna? But we were like in the end times, and we lived next door to maleficent who was evil but I found her kind of charmingly misunderstood, and Matthew McConaughey kept sprinkling Parmesan cheese over everything when I was trying to cook and I was getting pissed. And then he put it into the coffee grinds because he thought he was being funny, and I was all IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT MATTHEW. I threw the coffee everywhere and stormed out of the castle and slammed the door. Maleficent next door was takin the trash out and looked over at me and stuck her tongue out and kept walking. I went back inside and everything was covered in snow. Matthew McConaughey had turned into Elsa from Frozen and by way of apologizing, had turned our castle into a winter wonderland, complete with Christmas decorations and I forgave him and made a snow angel.
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 14:27:00 +0000